“Hey buddy, did you realize that your mom doesn’t wear any panties? And when she joins us on the patio and sits on that bench next to me, I can see EVERYTHING! And I know she enjoys showing me her incredibly hairy pussy! Man, her crotch is covered with a thick forest of dark pubes that turn me on so much that my cock is always hard as a rock. And I know she see’s that too. One of these days I’m going to visit when you’re not here, and I’m going to get to go past that furry mass to the steaming pink goo inside. You goin’ anywhere soon?”