For years, the American male's number one fear (above terrorist attacks and public speaking) was to come home and find his hot wife fucking a physically superior Negro. Today, however, Cuckholdry has become the quickest growing alternative lifestyle in the country. White wives everywhere have not only taken colored lovers, they shamelessly parade them at malls, restaurants, and social events. While these developments make black people even happier than the Thirth Amendment, they make you die inside.